Remember a few months ago when thousands of coronavirus records were lost thanks to an unruly Excel file? I think I know why. Yeah yeah, I'm not denying the evidence of a wrong file being used, but has Apple got something to do with it. Remember when you install an app on an iPhone or iPad, a stupid Touch ID pop-up well, pops up! It says 'use fingerprint to coplete purchase' even if the app's free, and iPad touch ID is really bad. In fact, Apple is so secure that it needs a password for almost anything.
Well maybe when Boris was saving his table, a touch ID thing popped up? And what if he was using an old Mac with no touch ID? Thousands of records lost!
Remember this article is a joke to mock big tech companies. Do not let it put you off Apple devices, whether it is an iPhone, iPad, iMac, iWatch, iPencil, iKeyboard, iMouse, iSpaceBananana (what now?). Most things are fake, apart from the App Store thing.
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