Scotland? No. New York City? No. Golfing Clubs? No. Club That Dislikes Him With The Woman Who Hates Him? Yes, of course!
These are all aspects of Donald Trump's to-do-list while he spends time gambling in his posh club Maralago. It might be in the sunshine state of Florida, but it's the rainy state for Trump!
Maralago members are only meant to stay there for 36-48 days, but Trump seems to want to live there for longer. He might just be fed up of the elections, or he might just want to get millions of dollars (what do you think?).
The Trump family have broken up thanks to Mr. Sulky here. Don Trump Jr. will probably be banned from running for president after his 'Hero Or Zero' speech, Ivanka Trump will obviously try but fail to be president, and Donald Trump will turn into a normal citizen.
Meanwhile in Washington DC, impeachment proceedings are going to be held in the Senate after that Capitol Hill riot. What's going on in America right now is like an exciting film, like No Time To Win or 50 Shades Of Grey For Trump. See you next time for another American Cover, only on Middle!
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